“Why are we watching ‘Beauty and the Beast’ for like the fiftieth time?” Mitch complained from his seat on the couch, his head in Jerome’s lap.
“Because,” Jerome replied as he clicked the remote to turn up the volume, “I like this one. It reminds me of us. I’m the Bacca, and you’re my Belle.”
“So now I’m a girl,” Mitch pouted.
“An adorable one.”
“I hate being a girl.”
“Shh,” Jerome shushed his partner. “It’s starting.”
“Shh!” Jerome shoved a handful of popcorn in Mitch’s mouth.
“Mmh mmf mmmg!”
“What was that?”
“You’ll be sorry!” Mitch yelled as he dumped the popcorn bucket on Jerome’s head. A tickle fight ensued. Mitch ended up winning, mainly because about halfway through he squashed Jerome beneath him, so the latter had no escape. Eventually Jerome gave in, breathless and wheezing.
“You win. Now seriously, shh.”
The two resumed their original position on the sofa. After about a half hour, Jerome looked down to see that Mitch had fallen asleep. Gently, he pressed a chaste kiss to his lover’s lips, before he fell asleep too.
That was the best sleep of their lives.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another